Sunday, December 23, 2012

Kettlebells: Could Jellyfish Use Them To Become Stronger?

By Rob Sutter


Jellyfish have no frame. Scientists have shown us that they have no bone structure and that they are a pile of squishy cells. I want to know if a jellyfish, if it were infused with human stem cells, would be able to follow training with kettlebells? I can imagine a hybrid creature improving with bones and human facial appearance, being able to do such a workout.

If I was a soggy being with no bone structure and I developed some sort of skeleton, the first thing I would do is a workout involving these distinctive weights. This form of training is severe and it takes a good set of bones to do any kind of kettlebell training. This would be an enormous feat for a jellyfish, in my mind. Perhaps if we get to a point where science is this robust, such an occurrence may be possible.

Doing work with kettlebells is something that can not only sculpt muscles but it can strengthen the natural cartilage in your body. What if a jellyfish wanted to prove itself in terms of overall strength? This method of workout could be ideal but perhaps not for a creature which has no bones to speak of. For a jellyfish which has new bones in its body, perhaps fitness authorities such as Lorna could assist on the matter.

This method of exercise goes back many years but perhaps not as many as the jellyfish itself. I believe that a jellyfish's time to gain a new skeleton and proceed to undergo kettlebell training would happen within an instant. This kind of creature is quite stunning, if you ask me. Perhaps it wouldn't be much longer until these weights were put to use in order to make the body more robust.

Jellyfish are almost pure muscle. If a jellyfish ever grew a spine and performed a kettlebell workout, I think they would be a rising sun in the annihilation of the human race. I sure hope that a jellyfish never comes across this type of workout program. I wouldn't want to be a slave to the new jellyfish command. I know they would beat me with those electrical tentacles while they are doing these types of training exercises.




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